Wonder Pick up lines

The best Wonder pick up lines

They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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I wonder what’s rougher my childhood trauma or the sex we’re gonna have

My best pickup line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Malborchik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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They call me Stevie Wonder

Because I can take you on an emotional journey with my mouth and fingers, and I ignore red flags
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart?

*Mine seems to have been stolen*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

are u free for da rest of your life πŸ˜‰πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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i’m writing a book and I was wondering if you wanted to be in it?

it’s my autobiography.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine is stolen!

How good was it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MunchkinGaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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I just searched for a trip to the 7 wonders of the world

I guess that trip ends here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rapidapz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Are you Lewis Capaldi? Cuz I'd love to hear you scream.

This works wonders, trust.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bee957
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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I was wondering if I'd ask you out...

... Then how would you reject me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spandex420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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3 Parter- Did hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Just wondering, because it hurt when I did. 3. I could still walk straight after, you won’t be able to say the same when I’m done with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Besval10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Hey what’s written on your shirt

*they say whatever text is on their shirt* I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elephantman_5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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This one worked for me but it's kinda specific

No wonder you're an artist because you keep drawing me in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fr0styO327
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Girl are you a coconut?

Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life,

and I was wondering if I could interview you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Dude why did you just take my lungs? WTF

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swingingnutsackyummy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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An oldy but one of my favorites!

I could sing my ABC's to you A because you're Attractive B because you're beautiful C because you're confident E because you're exciting G because you're great H because you're hot I because you're intelligent J because you're just perfect K because you're kind L because you're lovely M because I miss u when gone N because you're nice O because you're outstanding P because you're particular Q because you're a Queen R because you're ravishing S because you're stellar T because you're terrific U because you're unique V because you're vivacious W because you're wonderful X because you're xenodochial Y because you're yummy Z because you're zestful Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LDFamine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Wanna go see Wonder Woman?

"Afterwards, I'm thinkin we go home and start the JUST US League?" *Don't forget the lip bite and rapid eyebrow doinks YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/directordank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life. I was wondering if I could interview you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/titan______
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Hey baby, no wonder the barflies are all over you...

because you're the shit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scottcmu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Would you rub my magic lamp...

While I explore your cave of wonders?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ktwstudios
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Hey baby are you good at math?

I was wondering if you’d help me with y=Mx+b my valentine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/winston_cage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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On a scale of 1-10, how cool are you?

Her: Negative. Me: Perfect! I'm like on the positive side. So as science say, "Like charges repel and unlike charges attract". No wonder we matched xx
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cilo97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot. I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAintGotBars
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Hey girl are you a pilot?

Cuz I was wondering if you would give me a tour of that cockpit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShrikkaShrikka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Hey my friend is really shy,

He was wondering if you think I’m cute?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acquafrezca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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I heard you’re into heavy lifting

I was wondering if you’d be interested in blowing your back out in places outside of the gym
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tarheellogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Your eyes are like the deep blue sea...

...vast and deep, full of wonder and mystery. Surely, I would drown in them because I can't swim.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koulnis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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From the distance , I just saw ur beautiful eyes..

And Now i am wondering how amazing your voice would be.!πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bravo_1898t
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Are you an undecided voter?

Because I was wondering if we Ken Bone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bgbeastmode
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Is there a bread and butter pudding pick up line

Hey i was just wondering if anyone had a bread and butter pudding pick up line? The worse the better.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_wild_vango
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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