Avocado Pick up lines

The best Avocado pick up lines

Damn girl are you an avocado?

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.
👤︎ u/brodysaintwalker
📅︎ Dec 16
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Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?
👤︎ u/scomoshomo
📅︎ Dec 29
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Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
👤︎ u/danielrp00
📅︎ Nov 02
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Hey, are you a Avocado?

Cause I wanna eat you out until I hear a Crunch!
👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you an avocado?🥑

Because you're the right kind of fat
👤︎ u/refrigerator_running
📅︎ Nov 30
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Damn girl, I’mma call that ass “avocado,”

‘cause it’s the good kind of fat.
👤︎ u/CobainsTriggerFinger
📅︎ Feb 08
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I heard you liked avocados?

Well I’m a good fat. (This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
👤︎ u/Coleslaw840
📅︎ Mar 01
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For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"
👤︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
📅︎ Aug 29
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Need some for Brenna and/or avocados

It’d be nice.
👤︎ u/PoopyGuy15
📅︎ Nov 28
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