Big Pick up lines

The best Big pick up lines

There is a big sale in my bedroom πŸ›οΈ!!

Clothes are 100% off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Bhanu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Send this to him/her if he/she is a big brain in maths.

{ \[ ∫ β‚€^(1)((1405/5)-89)\*x^(63) dx + (1010 Γ· (d/dx)(x^(202) Γ· 2)β‚“ β‚Œ β‚€) \] C \[ det(1 4 5 ; 8 0 9 ; 2 0 2) + 2 \] } Γ· 2
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/something_overdone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

The rest is 69.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rogue_269
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Girl,you must be the Big Bang!

Cause you made my universe explode ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choohie_Thief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you Big Sweaty Guy from Bill Nye the Science Guy

Because I'm sexually attracted to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clinthgr28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Do you like big things

Because I'm the biggest failure you'll get to know
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-5364
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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I like my women how I like my deer

Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XeroMMR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

I wanna build a roman-tic relation ship with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/narwhster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phant00n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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are you a small package?

because if so, ill be a big thing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EwokXx181st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Are you a big mac from McDonald’s?

Because I wanna fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/space-minivan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Hey baby, is your name Texas Red?

Cause I got a big iron near my hip.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spickee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Me:are you still mad at me?

Her:... Me:well I have 70 ideas that will make you happy! Her:... Me:one big hug! Her:and the rest? Me:69πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrimonTide_143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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You like you need a man with a big cock!

Sorry to bother you then... (Lazy, I know, sorry)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alex-xoxo666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madhur20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Just call me big boobs.

Because I’ll absolutely ruin your back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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This might as well be Big Hero 6

Cuz you sure are my bae-max πŸ™ƒ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/novemberingoverhere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonathanharbin82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Name your sports team, and give me a jacket

Because I'm a big fan of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drake_93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Yo girl,you must be anabolic steroids?

Cause you are making me big!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Boy are you Pewdiepie?

Cause you have a big pp
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShireToNYC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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I preach about my big dick,

Can I practice it with you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirWhiteword
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thep00psm1th
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Are you big and chunky

Cause i think i like you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/samueltyrhansen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlanketBaby0512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Hey your breasts are so big

The gravity attracted my eyes to it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maditate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...

What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back βœ¨πŸ’“ - Day 30
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_hendog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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I have a huge crush on you

Really Big! Like a Dinosaur!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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iTunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donsburt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Have you heard of those stereotypes about us Jews?

It’s true. It is really big
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aperio43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Risky line that could pay off big-time

"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/breaksomeice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? No? You want to go to lunch tomorrow?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MikeMcK83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Are you the Teletubbies?

Because I would give you big hugs all day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoldenEcho404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Are you a volcano πŸŒ‹?

Because you've got a big crater.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BabyGetSwekt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Are you a Hong Kong protestor?

Because I want to be your big spoon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grizzlypanda1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I like big tits, that's why I'm looking at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brechtboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I have a big nut for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Giuseppe-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChrisCGC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Pickk up linnes (not gae)

Are you macgdonaldds bc can I get a double cheesborger Big Mac 10 piece cicken nugt ice cramPiza chcikne sa;ndwoch kechup nakpin French fyies for tomaeto
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rookyyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey, did you get the seven dick pics I sent ?

No? Oh they were probably too big for the app to handle then
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djheavypickles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl is your ass a planet ?

Cause it's so big and so round and I am gravitating around it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spreaditandwinkit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hypar15
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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