Avocado Pick up lines

The best Avocado pick up lines

Damn girl are you an avocado?

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brodysaintwalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scomoshomo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielrp00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Hey, are you a Avocado?

Cause I wanna eat you out until I hear a Crunch!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you an avocado?πŸ₯‘

Because you're the right kind of fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/refrigerator_running
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Damn girl, I’mma call that ass β€œavocado,”

β€˜cause it’s the good kind of fat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CobainsTriggerFinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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I heard you liked avocados?

Well I’m a good fat. (This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coleslaw840
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatWasAQuiche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Need some for Brenna and/or avocados

It’d be nice.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoopyGuy15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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