Awesome Pick up lines

But tonight we can me pretty fucking awesome together

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.

A because you’re awesome B because you’re beautiful C because you’re confident And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it

oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus Awesome, huh?

Yeah? That’s awesome. How about I beat up that box and leave it by the curb in the morning.

I’ll give you an A cause you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident, and I’ll give you this D cause you deserve it.

I'll give you an A, because you're awesome. Ill give you a B because you're beautiful. I'll give you a C because you're confident. And I'll give you this d, because you deserve it.

I'll give you an 'A' because you're Awesome, a 'B' because you're Beautiful, a 'C' because you're Cool, and I can give you this 'D' because you Deserve it ;)

I’ll give an A because your awesome. I’ll give you a B because your beautiful. I’ll give you a C because your confident. And I’ll give you this D because you totally deserve it.

I’ll give you an A because you’re awesome. I’ll give you a B because your beautiful. A C because your cool. And I’ll give this D because you deserve it.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome, I'll give a B because you're Beautiful, I'll give a c because you're courageous, and I'll give you this D because you deserve it.

I'll give you an A because your awesome, I'll give you a B because your beautiful, I'll give you a C because your confident, And I'll give you this D because you deserve it.

A- because your Awesome B- Because your Beautiful C- Because your Confident And lastly this D because u Deserve it.

I will give you an A because you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you count, and I will give you this D because you deserve it, is that a yes? SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

I’ll give you an A because your awesome a B because your beautiful a C because your confident and later I’ll give you this D because you deserve it

You get an A because you're awesome. You get a B because you're beautiful. You can have a C because you're confident. But you're gunna get this D because you deserve it!

A because you're awesome, B because you're beautiful, C because you're confident, and D, not now but later.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome I'll give you a B because you're beautiful I'll give you a C because you're confident and I'll give you this D because you deserve it

A because you’re awesome, B because your beautiful, C because your courageous and I’ll give you this D too.

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.

Hey guys I'm not sure if this is the correct sub to be asking but, I'd appreciate the help. I want to ask this girl to be my gf, her name is Caitlin and she lives elephants. I'm going to get her a stuffed elephant when I ask her, if you guys could help me come up with a cute little pun or something that would be awesome. Thanks guys

I guess some really awesome guy stole it all for this pickup line.

please and thank you, you guys are awesome