Mum Pick up lines

The best Mum pick up lines

Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you
👤︎ u/TomWhyte458
📅︎ Aug 13
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If I fuck your mum will I have a beautiful child like you?

(idk if this is an insult or PUL)
👤︎ u/Beanier-Than-You
📅︎ Oct 05
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My mum told me princesses didn't exist and they were all a fantasy.

Until i met you
👤︎ u/aoekin_
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey you have the same name as my sister

I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum
👤︎ u/Byza_
📅︎ Oct 13
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