Bag Pick up lines

The best Bag pick up lines

Are u a punching bag?

Cuz i would be pounding u all day
👤︎ u/Bricklayer01
📅︎ Jan 20
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Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

Cause id love to knock you up
👤︎ u/vix_nu
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey, girl, are you a punching bag?

Because you seem like a perfect girl to hit with my flirty lines.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 04
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey Girl, are you a bag of Cheetos?

Coz you're xxtra flaming hot and I wanna stick my fist inside you.
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 19
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Girl are you a body bag?

Cause i wanna be inside you
👤︎ u/minhkhoipat
📅︎ Mar 28
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Hey girl are you a garbage bag?

Because I want to put my junk in you.
👤︎ u/captain_cutlas44
📅︎ Dec 18
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Are you a grocery store bagger?

Because I’ve got a eggplant that needs bagging
👤︎ u/Madpenguin2006
📅︎ Jan 10
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Are you a punching bag?

Because I want to hit on you
👤︎ u/brechtboi
📅︎ Dec 19
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Are you a bag of doritos?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in you
👤︎ u/mystic-milkyway
📅︎ Sep 22
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Are you a plastic bag

Cause you take my breath away
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Dec 23
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Roses are red, life is a drag

I wanna steal you in a bag and make you gag
👤︎ u/babadook4535
📅︎ Nov 22
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Are you a bag of Cheetos?

Cause you're Flamin' Hot (works even better if you're gay)
👤︎ u/lancek211
📅︎ Aug 03
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I really hope you're all that and a bag of chips...

that would make you Frito Lay
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Sep 25
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!" to which she replied "What?" and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"
👤︎ u/Nushikiss
📅︎ Jun 12
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Girl, are you a sleeping bag?

Because I want to get inside of you.
👤︎ u/bigblackchode2135
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car
👤︎ u/RatedThunder245
📅︎ Mar 08
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Girl that booty is like a Heavy Bag

I want to hit it all night long.
👤︎ u/Nixplosion
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
👤︎ u/Tapatioman19
📅︎ Apr 07
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This requires props 👉

Are you holding a bag of limes because you'll need them... Okay so walk up to your target. Drop them and attempt to keep picking them but continue to drop them... Give them the smolder 😏 Hit em with "I'm terrible at pick up limes" I'm a sucker for a good pick up line 😂😉
👤︎ u/Dem1Goddess
📅︎ Feb 06
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Are you a self service checkout?

Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area
👤︎ u/jfb1337
📅︎ Oct 25
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
👤︎ u/brycep98
📅︎ Dec 18
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