Disease Pick up lines

The best Disease pick up lines

Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
👤︎ u/throwaway2828shd
📅︎ Feb 20
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Girl you're such an infectious disease.

I'm already in ICU after matching with you.
👤︎ u/johnnycashimpala
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)
👤︎ u/spUNgeyboi
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey baby are you gastroesophageal reflux disease?

Because you warm my heart
👤︎ u/BlackWolf744
📅︎ May 23
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Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.
👤︎ u/ChadwickPoklonskoy
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey, girl, are you the Coronavirus Disease 2019 caused by SARS-CoV-2?

Cause when I'm near you I can't breathe
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 23
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Homosexuality is a disease

And you, sir, make me sick. 😏
👤︎ u/jacencross
📅︎ Jan 13
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If I am quarantined..

Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone
👤︎ u/SydneyMClarke
📅︎ Mar 18
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
👤︎ u/D27182627
📅︎ Feb 08
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