Ticket Pick up lines

The best Ticket pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you cause got fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hollywoodundead6774
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Are you a lottery ticket?

Cause i just hit the jackpot with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THAO03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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They say guys who choke girls while kissing them go to heaven.

Wanna be my ticket to heaven?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M01n786
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Are you a parking ticket?

β€˜Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hut-4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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If you were a parking ticket...

You’d have Fine written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sleeping-angel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've...

got fine written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhishek26997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lisevijita
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got "fine" written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/help-dadcomeback
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket

Cause you have fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DustyMage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sine36
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket?

Cus u have fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DustyMage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you've got fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thekiterunnerbook
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Ma'am; are you a parking ticket?

Cause you have gotten fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anonymous_H20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Are you a parking ticket

Because you have fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dextroflip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got FINE written all over ya
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ws_122804
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you got fine written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Markelgamez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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(hand unsuspecting victim a piece of paper)

On the note "ticket" Say. "Here's a one ticket to pound town, where I'm the mayor"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holyydiver32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got fine written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Applebees-fangirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Girl, you must be a parking ticket

Cause you got fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unipotato182
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djliquidvoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Greeny_442
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/letstalk-stuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Damn girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shmogi
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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You must be a parking ticket

Cause you got "FINE" written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Futurist110
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Are you a parking ticket?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/booOfBorg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/har0ldau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...

... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/promonk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Are you a parking ticket? (courtesy of Quagmire)

Cuz you have FINE written all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OrangeStonePrince
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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