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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!" to which she replied "What?" and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"
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📅︎ Jun 12
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