Pre- Pick up lines

The best Pre- pick up lines

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hellsimulator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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