Pre- Pick up lines

The best Pre- pick up lines

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato 😉

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👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight

📅︎ Jun 30

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Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*

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👤︎ u/hellsimulator

📅︎ Oct 18

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