Busy Pick up lines

The best Busy pick up lines

I know that you are busy

but you can add me to your do list
👤︎ u/Curious_Bhanu
📅︎ Jan 19
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I know you're busy today,

but can you add me to your to-do list?
👤︎ u/heyvishall
📅︎ Jun 30
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I know you're busy, but can you add me to your "to do" list.

Note: I used this and it totally worked. 😂
👤︎ u/Reddit_Acharovia
📅︎ Jan 25
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I know you’re busy today

But can you add me to your to-do list
👤︎ u/Erik-L
📅︎ Nov 21
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Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.
👤︎ u/heathens997
📅︎ Mar 20
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Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 19
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I know you’re busy today...

But can you add me to your to-do list?
👤︎ u/llliane
📅︎ Jul 09
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I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.
👤︎ u/whypranav
📅︎ Nov 25
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
👤︎ u/Pokemaster131
📅︎ Dec 18
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I'd think about the question you just asked me

But I'm too busy thinking about your eyes
👤︎ u/raging4yrold
📅︎ Apr 13
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
👤︎ u/420awesomesauce
📅︎ May 15
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Hey, can I tick you off?

Because I'm a busy man and you are the last thing on my to do list.
👤︎ u/davidjwhytey
📅︎ Feb 22
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