Bed Pick up lines

The best Bed pick up lines

Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine
👤︎ u/Acripplednan69
📅︎ Feb 14
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Hey girl are you a bed sheet?

because I wanna spread you all over tonight.
👤︎ u/thedopeindian
📅︎ Jan 27
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Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 03
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I’ve been having trouble sleeping in my bed

Could I sleep in yours?
👤︎ u/BoomerWithAHardR
📅︎ Dec 06
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Mind if I place my bed next to yours in Minecraft?

Just make sure you don’t extend my piston cause you’re one hot redstone torch 🥵
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Dec 08
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You look like my bed ! I just wanna climb inside everyday!

I’m sorry 😂
👤︎ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
📅︎ Dec 17
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Girl, I feel like you are a work of art in bed...

Because you are Moan-alisa
👤︎ u/shad_boii
📅︎ Nov 25
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May I sleep in your bed...

...cause I shat mine?
👤︎ u/SyntaxErrorMan
📅︎ Oct 21
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You might need a backup bed

Because i will break your other one to the point of no return
👤︎ u/FierceMiniTigerYT
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey girl are you a bunk bed?

Because I wanna be on top
👤︎ u/Lord-Microwave-69420
📅︎ Nov 06
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
👤︎ u/B4ggedMilk
📅︎ Oct 18
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They say eating snacks before bed is bad for you

But damn baby i'd eat you out all night 🥴
👤︎ u/MAYITOOOOO
📅︎ Aug 10
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Hey, do you like communism?

Cause we could share a bed.
👤︎ u/idrisitogs
📅︎ Oct 17
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In bed I am like sand

Rough and I get everywhere
👤︎ u/Parakeimenos
📅︎ Jul 03
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I love my bed too much...

But I would rather be in yours - Day 23
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 27
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Come lay on my bed, so I can fuck you
👤︎ u/icefi1
📅︎ Jan 30
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ey girl are you a bed?

Cuz i love you
👤︎ u/CommunisticShroom
📅︎ Sep 15
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Because I want to level your bed (3d printers make a 3d object layer by layer, and the first one is the most important, because it is put on a hot plate also called bed, so to get a good first layer, you need to calibrate the height of the plate, or in other words, level the bed)
👤︎ u/GeoMap73
📅︎ Jan 15
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My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

no joke this actually worked for me
👤︎ u/DUBtheGamer247
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are you a ender dragon

Cause I wanna finish you in my bed
👤︎ u/Dynamo_bhadana
📅︎ Jan 04
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Violets are blue, roses are red

I'm laying in my bed, would you mind giving me a head?
👤︎ u/hmmmm_m
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
👤︎ u/fishesflyinghigh
📅︎ Oct 23
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I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
👤︎ u/locus0016
📅︎ Jun 11
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Hey girl are you my bed?

because I wanna pee in you
👤︎ u/hey-baby-girl
📅︎ Feb 01
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Can our first date be at Ikea? I wanna try out the beds with you

2 am stuff
👤︎ u/cold_random
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey are you my bed sheets

Cause you reek of piss
👤︎ u/Bruhmann07
📅︎ Dec 30
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Lets have a whos better in bed contest

Im hoping to be a sore loser
👤︎ u/masteroffate21
📅︎ Nov 25
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Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
👤︎ u/DigitIsSatan
📅︎ Sep 02
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What do you and my pinky toe have in common?

I’d bang you at the edge of my bed from time to time.
👤︎ u/Tcatxeno
📅︎ Nov 12
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Wanna come back to my place? There's room in my bed for two
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 15
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Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you
👤︎ u/Dinklepuffus
📅︎ Sep 01
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What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.
👤︎ u/iamchristmas
📅︎ Jan 17
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Made this myself quite proud of it approved by my girl

Roses are red Violets are blue I wanna be in bed But only with you
👤︎ u/abebiker
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey baby, are you a Diamond Sword?

Because I heard how you swing, why don't you CRAFT a bed next to MINE\~?
👤︎ u/ChurgerBingWAPper
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey, I'm afraid of heights

Would you help me get in bed? Or alternatively: would mind being on top? Or alternatively, if you're gay: would you be my top?
👤︎ u/hiimras
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl, I'm corona, if you let me date you..

I'll guarantee that I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days.
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 18
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I think I'm blanket, wanna know why?

Cause I wanna be in your bed and make you feel warm all over ;)
👤︎ u/R0n33
📅︎ Sep 18
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Are you a mathematician?

Because I wanna add the bed tonight, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply!
👤︎ u/Tylertt2018
📅︎ Aug 07
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Roses are red, the grass is green

I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean
👤︎ u/Abo0ody644
📅︎ Jul 18
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I'm country born, I'm country bred

I'm good on the farm but better in bed
👤︎ u/wato4444
📅︎ Aug 11
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I might not be Fred Flintstone....

..but I can make the bed rock
👤︎ u/sh_mun_enee
📅︎ Jun 18
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You know, I have a bunk bed back at my place...

So if you want to be on top of me that's totally doable
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Sep 26
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Hey, are you spaghetti?

Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you on my bed
👤︎ u/Pronintendont
📅︎ Nov 22
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What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.
👤︎ u/BOATSANDHOEZ
📅︎ Jul 03
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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Jun 10
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please don’t break my heart

break my bed instead
👤︎ u/belalpaula
📅︎ May 18
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Hey are you a calculator?

Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply
👤︎ u/BryanPak
📅︎ May 18
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I like to practise safe sex

I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off
👤︎ u/MinimalistPrime
📅︎ Apr 23
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You should come over and sit on the end of this...

Bed
👤︎ u/lilwoodzey2013
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey, do you wanna go to bed?

And have sex with me.
👤︎ u/ariaaria
📅︎ Dec 18
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