Shouldn't Pick up lines

The best Shouldn't pick up lines

I know they say you shouldn't shit where you eat

But damn girl, can I eat where you shit?
👤︎ u/NavySeals
📅︎ Sep 23
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Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
📅︎ Feb 22
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hey are you my reddit thowaway account

because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes
📅︎ Oct 24
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