Better Pick up lines

The best Better pick up lines

You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sgrl2494
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Burritoismybunny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Somebody better call God,

Because heโ€™s missing an angel
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Youโ€™d better call life alert

because Iโ€™ve fallen for you and canโ€™t get up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/D3eTr0y3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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This works better over text

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common? Weโ€™re both missing u.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustAPersonOwO
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BackAlleySurgeon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later๐Ÿฅด" 5 get laid
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Iโ€™m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sofabeddd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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What's better than Rose's on a piano?

Tulips on an organ ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gfarbs7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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Whatโ€™s better than a McDonalds menu

Me โ€˜N U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlmightyWyatt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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Do you have a headache?

Cuss I got something you can swallow to feel better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notnotavirginnot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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I love your eyes, but mine's better

Coz without mine I can't see yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/roottoor2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09
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You remind me of[Your favourite season]

because whenever you are near/close things seem to get pleasant and better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheGlitch2731
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maddestgains
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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People tell me I am better than Rock and Roll

Because I can be harder than a Rock and sweeter than a Roll.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yasincuzitsfun
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 20
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Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better Edit: Thank you for my first reddit awards =))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alkedi44
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Brahmatron96
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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You better not be COVID-19

because I really want you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shadows06_YT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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I am currently learning bass guitar and I need to get better at fingering

Can I practice with you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tshibitama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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What are you doing with that dump truck?

If youโ€™re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that_guy_you_know-26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y2KoNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Rose's are red I have a gun

If you don't say yes you better run
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alfielizard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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Somebody better call 311....

Cuz I saw Something, and I need to say Something!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BLUE838
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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When i fell for you, i hurt my lip.

wanna kiss it better?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Extra-Airline-7144
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Lets have a whos better in bed contest

Im hoping to be a sore loser
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/masteroffate21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

music
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IAmGandalfff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Carlos Xuma - Sexual Spark System [Download link?]

Anyone has got the download link for this item? I'm looking to get better and it seems really interesting as a program!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whatermelon66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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If i became a pirate,

you would be my only treasure You can prolly word it a lil better Edit: change in wording
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WooooshMeIfUrGay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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Whatโ€™s a better slam at me being single?

1. Iโ€™m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NedtheDuck5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, just like I am for you (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xXFangregaliaXx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31
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Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/abhishek26997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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Hey does your mouth hurt?

Cause I can kiss it better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/3vanescence
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I canโ€™t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. Iโ€™m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/magesticrhinoceros
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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My ex is missing me right now...

But her aim is getting better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MiserableExchange8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/moel_ester
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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This one actually worked...

โ€œIโ€™ve thought you were gorgeous since the day I met you, Iโ€™ve recently lost 40 lbs and my dick is working better than ever.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jfiber99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Are you the Ford F series?

Because I really need a better pickup line.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pm_me_ur_plastt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ccarron16
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 07
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Damn girl are you my SAT scores

Because I know I can do better but Iโ€™m too lazy to try
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TattooGunsNRoses
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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I donโ€™t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

because youโ€™re the one (1) I need :) Edit: personally never heard this one but if it seems like a repost (I wouldnโ€™t be surprised cause it sounds like something that would be common) sorry in advance Edit 2, a better version based on a comment: Girl, ur a 9/10 bc Iโ€™m the 1 u need :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlterideIX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Can i have a picture of you?

So when people ask me who's the love of you life i can show them you. This sounded better in my head.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/2-2is0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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You know im from the USSR right?

Because im Russian to get to know you better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SovietSchlong
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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I'm country born, I'm country bred

I'm good on the farm but better in bed
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wato4444
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Hey, are you my glasses?

Cause you might not be with me 24/7 but when you are, I can see this world in a better and beautiful way.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maw_garr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 09
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I think i need to know u better

I wanna know ur lips much better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Asakho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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Roses are red, violets are blue.

You make my whole day better whenever I see you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/69HEAD_HONCHO69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one ๐Ÿคซ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Does anyone know any Titanic-themed pickup lines? The worse the better.

If she rolls her eyes or goes 'that was terrible' or something along those lines it could be followed up with: 'huh, turns out that the titanic sucks as an icebreaker.'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mad_like_hatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Hey girl, are you a sunset?

Cause you could only look better on a beach.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TinyJiant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dankyeti69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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You look great in that top

but I bet youโ€™d look better without it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rafeykashan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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Roses are red, I've been having dreams with us two

My life would be better if I were with you ๐Ÿฅฐ - Day 46
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Are you a donut? (Two variations)

1. 'Cuz I've got just the munchkin to fill your hole. 2. 'Cuz you're great already, but you'd be even better with a cream filling.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/S4PG
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/guest666_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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I know it is said, that roses are red, so it just may be true, that violets are blue,

and I know we just met, but I am willing to bet, that forever is better with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jonroges
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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Hey, you want to have a threesome?

Because Iโ€™m already getting fucked by life, but I know you will make it better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OffenderBend
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donยดt just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: โ€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?โ€ It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask โ€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Donยดt assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what โ€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupidโ€. You can think โ€œwhat was fun in this interaction?โ€ Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: โ€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?โ€ A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask โ€œWHYโ€ several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. Youโ€™re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie - Day 83
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 29
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Because I would like to learn and understand you better before I do you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skyfucker6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Did you make me giggle

Cause you better make this ass jiggle
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cosnixs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk foodโ€ฆyou better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing โ€œshhhโ€ sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theimpregnatedtwinky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Wanna have a threesome?

Cause l'm already getting fucked by life but you'll make it better - Day 57
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just canโ€™t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what weโ€™ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause youโ€™ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Yearโ€™s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

Because Iโ€™d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/deborker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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Are you my credit score?

Because Iโ€™d look a lot better if you were high right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/almostawake111
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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That shirt looks good on you...

but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kids_tabl3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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I think your clothes look good

But they would look better on my bedroom floor
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tokkkmaster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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