Somewhere Pick up lines

The best Somewhere pick up lines

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok? - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it
👤︎ u/f-o-o-t-lettuce
📅︎ Sep 19
🚨︎ report

I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere

Our wedding photos
👤︎ u/DiggiWorme
📅︎ Jul 19
🚨︎ report

You are familiar from somewhere

We have met in our dreams
👤︎ u/huhulua
📅︎ Jul 12
🚨︎ report

I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?

Because I like you a latte
👤︎ u/Gungratulations
📅︎ May 14
🚨︎ report

I’ve seen you somewhere. Did we have a class together?

I could have sworn we had chemistry
👤︎ u/Gungratulations
📅︎ May 14
🚨︎ report

You know if you need to get off somewhere...

I'd love to pick you up and give you a ride
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 24
🚨︎ report

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you? He:I was supposed to be 6'10. She:So what happened? He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.
👤︎ u/KalluMemer
📅︎ Dec 02
🚨︎ report

Is this the Hogwarts Express?

Because it feels like you and I are heading somewhere magical -Day 1
👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1
📅︎ Oct 22
🚨︎ report

Boy: don’t I know you from somewhere?

Girl : no? Boy:yea , I could have sworn we just met. Hi I’m jokemachinegun.
👤︎ u/jokemachinegun
📅︎ Feb 06
🚨︎ report

Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Sep 28
🚨︎ report

what to say to a girl i’ve hooked up with before but just matched with on tinder

she (22f) messages me (20f) something along the lines of “i think i know you from somewhere” (clearly flirting, of course she knows me) what’s something clever to say back?
👤︎ u/vanessagarsh
📅︎ Sep 18
🚨︎ report

This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
👤︎ u/theshua253
📅︎ Jul 22
🚨︎ report

Have we met before? I know I've seen you somewhere.

Oh yeah, in my dreams.
👤︎ u/mew1mew
📅︎ Jun 16
🚨︎ report

Is this The Hogwarts Express?

Cuz I can tell we're heading somewhere magical ;D
👤︎ u/ILoveFries5
📅︎ Feb 26
🚨︎ report

Is this art? Because you are fine. 😆

Someone has probably thought of this one, but I just thought about trying out this compliment. Does this technically work as a pick up line? it's not meant to be but if it gets somewhere.. 🤷 well anyways please revise if you want. I would love to read what you guys come up with hahaaa 👉
👤︎ u/Managuila
📅︎ May 17
🚨︎ report

My pp is such a gentleman...

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down 🤪 - Day 31
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 04
🚨︎ report

My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
👤︎ u/DBandJ
📅︎ Mar 16
🚨︎ report

Are you an Insta meme?

Because I've seen you somewhere before.
👤︎ u/mango-potato
📅︎ Dec 10
🚨︎ report

My Penis is so polite

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down
👤︎ u/Arch3typ3_
📅︎ Feb 11
🚨︎ report

Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa.. It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."
👤︎ u/squiggly_squido
📅︎ May 17
🚨︎ report

Related Keywords