Blender Pick up lines

The best Blender pick up lines

Hey are you a blender?

because i wanna stick my dick inside u;)
👤︎ u/G9634
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey girl are you a blender?

Because I wanna put a baby in you
👤︎ u/Kars_Ult_Life
📅︎ Dec 06
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Ayy girl, are you a blender?

because I want to put some kids in you.
👤︎ u/TotallyNotMareCow
📅︎ Dec 19
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Hey girl, are you a blender?

Cause i wanna put my dick in you
👤︎ u/FeartheSerpent14
📅︎ Sep 14
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
👤︎ u/tsmi196
📅︎ Mar 15
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Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Aug 12
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