Fix Pick up lines

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Do you need your car fixed?

Because I'm a pick up master
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/digital_kid01
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 19
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Damn girl, you look homeless.

Let me take you back to my place and fix that.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 12
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Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Fix your posture, and come over and fuck mine up ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TesticularCanc3r
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl, is it just me.

Or you have the only bun that perfectly fix this meat of my. (Idk if this ever used before)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/JaheeTheDan
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 08
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/celloninja7
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 08
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Do you know anyone or any place that fixes watches?

Her:(Tells you of a place/person) You: Cuz everytime Iā€™m with you time seems to stop.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/murkage_11
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 26
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 03
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Are you the current state of Reddit's comment system?

Because you're kinda broken and I want you to be fixed.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/anti_MATT_er
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 28
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Hey girl can I kill you?

Because then half of global warming will get fixed
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 28
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"Pick up lines for... [insert gender/name here]?" posts need to be banned.

Not that I've really ever posted here rather than lurked but there's more of these posts taking up the front page and recent posts than actual pick up lines. Half of these posts don't get get comments. It's ridiculous... No idea if the mods are active still or not but that needs to be addressed I think. The actual pick up lines are just getting more and more buried. Something needs to be done to fix that. :/
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SocietyOfHeathens
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 07
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