Boys Pick up lines

The best Boys pick up lines

(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
👤︎ u/Palpatine-66
📅︎ Nov 12
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(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)
👤︎ u/chavicj
📅︎ Dec 08
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Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything
👤︎ u/cranked_up
📅︎ Dec 13
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 14
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(This is for girls to use on boys)

Dang guy are you a balloon because i want to blow you
👤︎ u/Palpatine-66
📅︎ Oct 21
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If you’re one of the boys I guess I’m homosexual

🏳️‍🌈
👤︎ u/Jackson33USMC
📅︎ May 13
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
👤︎ u/throwaway2828shd
📅︎ Feb 20
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
👤︎ u/lizbradley33
📅︎ Aug 15
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I like my foods just like how I like boys

Steaming hot. And I'll give it a quick blow before putting it inside me
👤︎ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
📅︎ Sep 14
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For the clumsy boys and girls! :D

Are you stairs? Cuz i just fell for you.
👤︎ u/Distubed_Duck
📅︎ Aug 08
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I heard you like bad boys,

Well I’m bad at everything
👤︎ u/dummythicc_john_wick
📅︎ Feb 25
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I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

Hung
👤︎ u/blasphememer
📅︎ Mar 19
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I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl 😏
👤︎ u/callmezenpie
📅︎ Mar 19
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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you 😉

Believe me boys, this works.
👤︎ u/GuptaAyush19
📅︎ Aug 14
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hey girl, are you target

because me and the boys want to smash the fuck outta you
👤︎ u/12cheese21
📅︎ Jun 03
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
👤︎ u/Rin_de_TongNou
📅︎ May 21
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You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys
👤︎ u/ThisNameIsNotCeative
📅︎ Oct 13
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you. (That’s how it work boys)
👤︎ u/imRoux
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
👤︎ u/Deengoh
📅︎ Feb 17
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Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you
👤︎ u/yourfellowbrokeboi
📅︎ Aug 22
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