Uncontrol Pick up lines

The best Uncontrol pick up lines

Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwesomeToucan2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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We must be the current Australian climate

Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tibbsu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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