Cash Pick up lines

The best Cash pick up lines

Let's say I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.

Who do I call?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deathlordfluffy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Are you a form of currency?

Because you’re pretty cash money
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trucknessa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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