Boys Pick up lines

The best Boys pick up lines

(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chavicj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cranked_up
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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(This is for girls to use on boys)

Dang guy are you a balloon because i want to blow you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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If you’re one of the boys I guess I’m homosexual

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackson33USMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the β€œcan I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lizbradley33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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I like my foods just like how I like boys

Steaming hot. And I'll give it a quick blow before putting it inside me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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For the clumsy boys and girls! :D

Are you stairs? Cuz i just fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Distubed_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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I heard you like bad boys,

Well I’m bad at everything
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dummythicc_john_wick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blasphememer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmezenpie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you πŸ˜‰

Believe me boys, this works.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuptaAyush19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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hey girl, are you target

because me and the boys want to smash the fuck outta you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisNameIsNotCeative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you. (That’s how it work boys)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imRoux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deengoh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yourfellowbrokeboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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