Brag Pick up lines

The best Brag pick up lines

Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

With just the tip
👤︎ u/thushar1234
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.
👤︎ u/destiny-jr
📅︎ Mar 04
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Are you Harvard University?

Because if I got in you even my parents would brag about it.
📅︎ Mar 28
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