Broke Pick up lines

The best Broke pick up lines

Hey girl, are you free tonight?

cuz im broke...πŸ₯²
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/richo05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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I’m a fat broke piece of shit, but

I have cocaine!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Areyouabonerguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey girl are you a next gen console?

Because you’re so hard to get and I’m too broke for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PointedPaladin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm? She: sure Me: falling for you She:πŸ˜‚ that was pretty good Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaurabhVS01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed - Day 59
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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can you bring me to the doctor

because i broke my leg falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youaresuchachild
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levfy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl can I be your drug dealer?

Cause I would like to take advantage of you when you’re broke
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Can you take me to the doctor?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KlutzChingSter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thiccboi68419
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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