Still Pick up lines

The best Still pick up lines

Hey, do you still sleep with a teddybear?

If yes, than can i replace him?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nrust_msp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Still reading dictionary

Because i still can't find a word to describe what you do to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Exotic_Amoeba_9437
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sherlockgantan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Me:are you still mad at me?

Her:... Me:well I have 70 ideas that will make you happy! Her:... Me:one big hug! Her:and the rest? Me:69πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrimonTide_143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

Cause I would sure like to come down your chimney.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferb57g
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaltyFishGo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Fuck me if I’m wrong,

but dinosaurs still exist right?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Impossible_Complex_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Excuse me ma'am, why do you still drive?

Didn't your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line But still would you like to go out sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Hey girl are you a rare steak?

Because i'd still eat you if you were bleeding.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaazgranaat2309
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth

I’d still fall foe you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allisongibson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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3 Parter- Did hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Just wondering, because it hurt when I did. 3. I could still walk straight after, you won’t be able to say the same when I’m done with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Besval10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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*Checking out at a store*

If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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In a room full of art

I'd still stare at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeonVortexOfficial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: β€œThat was a good one” :/
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choohie_Thief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I'm not the brightest candle on the cake,

but you can still blow me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrhart23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Dinner starts at 9, we still have an hour to unwind...

lets get in the bed so i can break that spine - Day 69
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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For this weeks use only

Damn girl, I still don’t know who’s gonna win this election but I know who just won my erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Western_Tone_1002
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fryan4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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You know whats strange?

I'm into you but still want to get into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeethooven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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So fuck me if I’m wrong but

Aren’t the dinosaurs alive still?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crispybiscutboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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You're not a bowling ball

But I'd still stick three fingers in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToKillaTwiinkie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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You know there’s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, you’re still the biggest gem
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ketchup-on-spaghetti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WeShouldCuddle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Are you from St. Louis?

I can still teach you arch your back if you're not. (Taken from Hazbin Hotel episode 1)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you blue cheese?

Because you may be moldy... but I'd still eat that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube?

Cause I know it's not gonna work out but I'll still do you for days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/useless_idiot_man
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Hey, I may be a piece of garbage,

But you can still take me out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CorruptedForge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

dinosaurs still exist right?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crippsyuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Damn baby, are you hitler?

Cuz even if you had a tiny mustache, I’d still kill for you πŸ˜…
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Damn girl, are you an escalator?

Cause I want to stay still and enjoy the ride.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flappyflans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Girl, you must be an entire cow

Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak

but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mundane_Handle6158
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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Are you a rare steak?

Cuz I'd still eat you if you were bleedin'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/filipovicphilipp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TomWhyte458
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeverLickATazer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Works every single time

f*ck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xziz6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored - Day 111
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Even if the question said to disregard the effects of gravity

I'd still be falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Imagine if i were a vampire and you begged me for my blood (TVD)

so if i cut my dick, would you still- suck- it? to be a vampire??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutthefuckup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vault_Bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Damn girl are you a tide pod?

Because you're toxic as hell but I still want you in my mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Motherbear73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Damn girl, are you a Maccas coffee?

Cuz you're way too hot but I still wanna put you in my mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/little_whisky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Even if hitler's oven and you stood side by side

you'd still be the one turning people to ashes with your hotness ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Oh shit you all owe me a kiss 😘

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/starboyval
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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I may not be Dale Earnhardt

But I'll still wreck them walls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/futicent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancΓ© is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thatknifegirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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All those things in my kitchen

but i still want to eat you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/huzaifa_amin0900
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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According to research, the moon has less gravity than earth

But I'd still fall for you there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dasmehn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Hey girl I am not door!

But I will still like to greet you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhi_pal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand. (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jingles_and_pringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Instagram Flirting πŸ‘€

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups πŸ˜‚. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute πŸ₯° ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikepatell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you a raw steak?

because i would still eat you even if you’re bleeding.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfrifaAfro
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Did you take my glasses?

Because I still can’t see why you left me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Even though I wear my heart on my sleeve

I'd still give you my hoodie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Hey girl, are you a K-pop song?

Cuz, I don’t quite understand what you say, but I still enjoy you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kutayoncuyilmaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Roses are red, my love is true...

I'm still single so can I change that, maybe with you? - Day 15
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Kiss me if I am wrong

Dinosaurs still exist right ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ehmWell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Did you break my watch?

Cause when I am with you it feels like time is standing still...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonroges
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Damn girl, you a nucleotide?

Cause you’re basic at your core but I still wanna bond with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsTheGardiner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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