Gem Pick up lines

The best Gem pick up lines

You know there’s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, you’re still the biggest gem
👤︎ u/ketchup-on-spaghetti
📅︎ Oct 27
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Are you Adam Sandler?

Because I’d let you milk my uncut gem for 2.5 hours ;)
👤︎ u/ddsthrow
📅︎ Aug 28
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I'm no prospector, but...

...I do know that you're a real gem.
👤︎ u/orangesheepdog
📅︎ Nov 24
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Hey are you a Lapidary?

Because you look like a rare gem I want to collect. (A lapidary is someone who looks for gemstones and stuff like that)
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Nov 25
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