Chances Pick up lines

The best Chances pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hafiy2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Damn, are you the lottery?

Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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If I flip a coin.............

What are my chances of getting head?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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