Medic Pick up lines

The best Medic pick up lines

hey, are you a STERILE MEDICAL GLOVES PREMIER LATEX POWDER FREE White Disposable glove?

because I want to put my hands in you
👤︎ u/mcfallen_420
📅︎ May 17
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Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.
👤︎ u/maroonedpariah
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
👤︎ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
📅︎ Jul 07
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Girl are you schizophrenic?

Because I want to lock you in a room and feed you medication all day.
👤︎ u/SomeRandomFuckwit-
📅︎ Mar 28
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