Choking Pick up lines

The best Choking pick up lines

Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
👤︎ u/SharpestofCheddars
📅︎ Nov 24
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Damn girl are you the Atlanta Falcons?

Cause you seem to have a thing for choking
👤︎ u/Jaters33
📅︎ Oct 06
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Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard
👤︎ u/demon_shit
📅︎ Apr 15
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Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!
👤︎ u/maroonedpariah
📅︎ May 29
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