Choice Pick up lines

The best Choice pick up lines

To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Anesthesia is Great Career Choice

Cause you're a real knockout πŸ”₯
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nothing_sassy_heree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chanandler_Bong7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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