Hard Pick up lines

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

Can you help me relive the experience?

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Because I want to nail you so hard

Because You make my sword hard and ready to penetrate.

It’s that asphalt

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?

Because you make my pee pee hard.

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail

Or why are you so hard?

Because I want to hit you with a hockey stick as hard as I can

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

Because you're so hard to get

Because you’re so hard to get and I’m too broke for you

but i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.

Coz I want you in me so hard

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

Life is hard.

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

Because I can’t stop thinking about you.

So can I just call you mine instead?

Cause I wanna ram a long hard thing in your bottom

Because you are playing hard to get.

Cause I can't resist hitting on you hard every damn time.

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant

Because you're so hot, water would just boil on contact.

Poetry's hard but so am I

cause I want to bang you hard but I know I'll fail :/

It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down

Because you seem fun and it won’t be hard to get your top off, but I’m going to have to overlook the mileage.

I’ll make u cum so hard you’ll be shaking more than my dryer

Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter

Guessing your phone number , let’s collaborate on this problem .

cause i really want you on me when im ROCK hard

Cause I'm as hard as obsidian 😏 MINECRAFT PICK UP LINE YEAH

Because I wanna flush you hard tonight. then avoid you until im hungry and desparate.

Because whenever I look at you I get rock hard

I have an opening you can fill.

With that said, I'm blanking on my pickup line.

Because you just switched me to hard mode

Her: Ok You: Actually I can't Her: Why not? You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;) *(clapping of cheeks initiates)*

When it gets hard you have to take it.

Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?

Then it shouldnt be so hard to take out me.

and so will you when we’re cuddling

Hard Tasty and a pleasure to suck on

Cause if you squint hard enough you might see my eel come out of its burrow.

The sound of us banging and you moaning hard

Because I've been hard since I first looked at you.

You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law

Into a hard drive

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find😉

Cause I wanna bang you on the table so hard.

Cuz I’m gonna need you to back datass up

Because I wouldn't present you in front of my mom

cause you make me hard

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

But a girl like you would be playing hard-to-get

Cause I'm gonna spread you hard tonight at 3am

Well I pay hard to get rid of.

Then lock lips and smooch hard. Given, you have eyes locked at each other and have been throwing sneaky peeks for a while.

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didn´t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, “I am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🤣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say “Hi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘