Internet Pick up lines

The best Internet pick up lines

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser,

*I’m brave enough to ask you out!*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Insanevampire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Made a bet weather this would work or not(it's not mine I saw it on the internet, reddit will decide) comment and upvote if it works

Him:- I need help with a math problem Her:- sure Him:- solve for x Her:- ok Him:- if x= ur phone number, wht is x Her:- gives phone number*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThinnerLocket325
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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What do you and my internet have in common?

A connection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Veggiematic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed - Day 59
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoked_Bruh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WaterruDoing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Hey baby, are you internet explorer?

Because my dick is not responding.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LionVenom10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Do you have slow internet?

Because those are some DSL.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Linku_Rink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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