Coffee Pick up lines

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

Whithout someone else's dick in it.

Because you are Cu-Tea ;)

Strong, and valued in the workplace.

...fire roasted, ground up, and packed in burlap. Also, decaf.

With my creaminer

Cause i wanna wake up next to you everyday ;-;

Coz you're the first thing that I want every morning.

Dark, Sweet and a with a bitter aftertaste

Creamed all over

Cuz you're way too hot but I still wanna put you in my mouth.

Because you don’t taste nearly as good as I’d expect...

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴" 5 get laid

Coz you're hot, strong and not letting me sleep!

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

because I (would) love seeing you in the morning

Cuz you are brewtiful

Hot enough to get me up

I wanna put cream in you.

Cuz I’m more of a tea person myself.

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

Because I like you a latte.

You seem kind of bitter, but I’m sure you’d be sweeter with a little cream.

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Or a beer... Or a shower.......

'Cause my day is lifeless without having a sip of you.

Ground up and put in the freezer

Ground up and put in a burlap sack

big titties

Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!

Because I like you a latte

Without another guys dick in it.

Because I like you a latté

What did the coffee say to the latte? Hey, you're kind of hot! (And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one) What did the latte say back to the coffee? (Thanks!) I like you a latte

Creamed.

Are you coffee? Because you grind so fine

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl

Ground up and in the freezer.

Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

because I like my women how I like my coffee, white.

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

This ain’t just another cheesy pickup line, can we get coffee sometime?

...you're short, cute and I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight

Three things I will bang on the coffee table.

You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

I keep seeing people asking for a "pickup line for someone named ____". Don't. Stop. You wanna know a good pickup line? "Hey, do you wanna go to lunch/go to dinner/get some coffee/see a game of roller derby with me?" So much better. Don't actually try to use the pickup lines on this sub. They won't work.

Pronounced Shaar-Lee Works at a coffee shop

Cause tonight when I take you home I'm gonna smash you on my coffee table.