Pickup Pick up lines

The best Pickup pick up lines

It sucks all the good pickup lines are taken,

but you aren't and I'm definitely down to change that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpookyRecoil
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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So these pickups lines are so good but

Iโ€™m definitely gonna use one of these pick up lines on this cute girl on insta but what do I say next after the pickup line?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/monte935
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jedy2200
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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hey girl, are you Gordon Ramsey's temper?

cause you're hot asf. used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elixirxvi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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If I had to rate you out of 10

You'd be a 9 anna half - a pun pickup for girls named anna
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EviL-FeaR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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Iโ€™m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and Iโ€™ll show you my tongue game
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sticks_and_strings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. โ€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!โ€ AND โ€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!โ€ Change them up a little. For example: โ€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.โ€ If you really want to, you can add in a little โ€œWhat is your secret?โ€ After initial delivery Good luck boys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Tinder pickup lines ?

Need some pick-up lines for tinder, might help to continue the conversation. Funny are preferable while cheesy are also welcome !!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcastic_sark
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/itratjameel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Any pickup lines with the name Shanaz

Puns or rhymes?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rxtr99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hit me with your best pickup lines mah dudes

Iโ€™ll try em out and post the results here if youโ€™d like.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lavenderlyfe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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I might not be good at this

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Annupanda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Going to see the sonic movie with a 10/10 banger. I need some pickup lines

Hope this is the right subreddit
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nickhaar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 25
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out Iโ€™m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone Iโ€™m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer Iโ€™m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/D27182627
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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minecraft pickup lines

are u redstone dust? because u make my rail go up like a creeper i feel like exploding when i see you on minecraft there are a lot of things to restore your health and hunger right, but theres only one thing i want to fill me up i heard that killing the ender dragon gives u a lot of experience, but im sure u could give me even more
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrstarkionfeelgood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line But still would you like to go out sometime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DumbA5h
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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What are some interesting women's day pickup lines?

Need some amazing pickup lines for the amazing women out there.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/moyzone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Know any pickup lines starting with duck?

I'm reaching out to a girl that I found on a dating app. She's given the code word (duck) to be put in so she understands the context as she isn't active on the dating app.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MichealLong
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just canโ€™t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what weโ€™ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause youโ€™ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Yearโ€™s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrEAnonymously
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Hey! Are you pickup lines?

Coz I'm always ready to use you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dreamertheysay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Let me Electro your balls. (Pikachu) My pokeballs are all for you. Let me jiggle your puffs. (jiggly puff) Looking at you makes me bulb soar (bulbosoar). rest with me in a pokestop I can't be asked to do more I wanna munchlax that white runny pokefood. (You wanna jiggle that upvote? :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Flabber_gastered
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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Does anyone know any DND pickup lines?

I have a guy Iโ€™m dating that Iโ€™m trying to impress, and we both love Dungeons And Dragons. Does anyone have any good pickup lines that could help me? Nothing too dirty please!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FaceplantDiva
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Does anyone know some good anime or videogame pickup lines?

Anthing extremely dirty, savage, vanilla, cleaver, stupid....etc. just go wild
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FrostySterling
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pineapplepenguino
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Roses are red, Violets r fine

You're so damn beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThinnerLocket325
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Roses are red, you're so great...

Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date - Day 219
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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I wonder whatโ€™s rougher my childhood trauma or the sex weโ€™re gonna have

My best pickup line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Malborchik
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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(Late) Valentineโ€™s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentineโ€™s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Letโ€™s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentineโ€™s Day 5. Ideal Valentineโ€™s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark cardโ€ฆWhatโ€™s up? 7. Whatโ€™s your best Valentineโ€™s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, itโ€™d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, โ€œItโ€™s a yes from meโ€ 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! Iโ€™ve fallen for you, and I canโ€™t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentineโ€™s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentineโ€™s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentineโ€™s Day, letโ€™s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. Youโ€™re so sweet, you could put Hersheyโ€™s out of business. D. None, but youโ€™re funny and original. Letโ€™s get a drink.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KPA-15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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What are some good anti pickup lines

e.g. are you from Europe? Because euro piece of shit
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BabaYaga17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/platinumblues
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Any suggestions for weed related pickup lines?

For the sake of conversation letโ€™s assume Iโ€™m of legal age in a country or state where recreational marijuana use is legal.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlanTheCow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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I promise to hold your hand in public if you let me hold your throat in public

For the freakier pickup lines users ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salt_Muffin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Hey girl, do you know some pickup lines?

Because I'm pretty bad at this
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DragonDrawer14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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Dear god these are bad

I just joined and oh my god. These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Threecan3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14
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Looks like you dropped something

Never mind itโ€™s just my shitty pickup line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WolfBlaster133
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Saw a lot of Australia pickup lines

Girl are you Australia? Cuz u got a lotta wierd bugs and scorpions on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stefannpopadic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Horrible pickup lines

Are you a bull cause you make me horny Are you a pineapple cause i wanna pine your apples How bout i cupid and put my arrow in you. Are you a geenee cause you make my carpet fly Is there a shovel in your pocket cause im diggin that ass
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Icedgamer1235
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Hey are you the first weight Iโ€™ve lifted in a year?

Because Iโ€™m really hoping youโ€™re easy to pickup
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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I need some good but funny pickup lines. Srsly help.

Ones that compliment her face ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Any pickup lines with the name Julia?

Iโ€™m stuck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cloudlyandcloudy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Hey girl, are you a slime?

Cause you make my piston sticky ๐Ÿ˜ MINECRAFT PICKUP LIKE YEAH
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/justleavemebeaight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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