Coffee Pick up lines

The best Coffee pick up lines

I like my coffee like I like my women

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DavidTenebris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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I like my women how I like my coffee.

Whithout someone else's dick in it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/origineleappeltaart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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You won't like a coffee date with me

Because you are Cu-Tea ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/commandorXIII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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I like my women like I like my coffee.

Strong, and valued in the workplace.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MadHatterICT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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I like my women like I like my coffee... roasted, ground up, and packed in burlap. Also, decaf.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HasturDragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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I like my women like I like my coffee

With my creaminer
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wagner2827
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Are you my coffee mug?

Cause i wanna wake up next to you everyday ;-;
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twowayruds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Hey girl, are you the coffee?

Coz you're the first thing that I want every morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnooMacarons3759
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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I like my woman how I like my coffee

Dark, Sweet and a with a bitter aftertaste
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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I like my woman like I like my coffee

Creamed all over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cant_touch_you
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Damn girl, are you a Maccas coffee?

Cuz you're way too hot but I still wanna put you in my mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/little_whisky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Girl are you a nice cup of coffee?

Because you don’t taste nearly as good as I’d expect...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H-moment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table laterπŸ₯΄" 5 get laid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Girl, are you my coffee?

Coz you're hot, strong and not letting me sleep!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SniperSlinger6130
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey are you a cup of coffee

because I (would) love seeing you in the morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dubsofinstasnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Are you a cup of coffee

Cuz you are brewtiful
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wadanohara13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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I like my coffee like I like my women

Hot enough to get me up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigTofuu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Hey girl, are you coffee?

I wanna put cream in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kepp9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Hey girl are you coffee?

Cuz I’m more of a tea person myself.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mohitpatil66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Are you a cup of coffee?

Because I like you a latte.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wadanohara13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Hey girl, are you black coffee?

You seem kind of bitter, but I’m sure you’d be sweeter with a little cream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enosulp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EliasDontHurtEm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer... Or a shower.......
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlyPepper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey girl, are you coffee?

'Cause my day is lifeless without having a sip of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adarsh6102000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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I like my women how I like my coffee..

Ground up and put in the freezer
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anthonyyyyyyyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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I like my girls like I like my coffee

Ground up and put in a burlap sack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkylorScott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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I like my women how I like my coffee...

big titties
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_softwash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Are you a cup of coffee?

Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConnellAngus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Can I buy you a coffee?

Because I like you a latte
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rekorb0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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I like my women like I like coffee

Without another guys dick in it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arch3typ3_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Are you a cup of coffee ?

Because I like you a lattΓ©
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte? Hey, you're kind of hot! (And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one) What did the latte say back to the coffee? (Thanks!) I like you a latte
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calypzo1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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I like my coffee like I like my women...

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glorifiedtoiletpaper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Just thought of this one

Are you coffee? Because you grind so fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karensworstnightmare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_no_pants
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deborker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Damn girl are you black

because I like my women how I like my coffee, white.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/damneded
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

β€œAre you an exception? Let me catch you.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codevector
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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So I’m a 6, and you’re a 9

This ain’t just another cheesy pickup line, can we get coffee sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fittingusername42069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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You remind me of my pinky toe...'re short, cute and I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordChaos404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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My toe, my thumb and you

Three things I will bang on the coffee table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sc3ptilium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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You remind me of my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lol-im-trash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Rant: on actuall using these lines

I keep seeing people asking for a "pickup line for someone named ____". Don't. Stop. You wanna know a good pickup line? "Hey, do you wanna go to lunch/go to dinner/get some coffee/see a game of roller derby with me?" So much better. Don't actually try to use the pickup lines on this sub. They won't work.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lordberric
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Pickup line for a girl named Charley

Pronounced Shaar-Lee Works at a coffee shop
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OSister
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Girl you remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause tonight when I take you home I'm gonna smash you on my coffee table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegingakid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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