Colorado Pick up lines

The best Colorado pick up lines

Baby girl, are you the Colorado River toad?

Because licking your legs would give me a serious buzz.
📅︎ Sep 30
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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
📅︎ Aug 03
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You can call me the Colorado River..

Because I wanna carve your Grand Canyon.
📅︎ Jul 11
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