Newspaper Pick up lines

The best Newspaper pick up lines

Hey are you newspaper?

Because there is a new issue every time I see you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sorrysenpai420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Girl, are you a newspaper?

Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klatkasalowa5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sketchb02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Hey girl are you a newspaper?

Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rewtyman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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