Consider Pick up lines

The best Consider pick up lines

Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Eating you wouldn't be considered as cannibalism

It's called having a sweet tooth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lio_katanani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Consider me a firefighter!

I find you hot and I leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pablo_chocobar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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consider me suicidal...

consider me suicidal because I'd rather kiss you than die
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theiromia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Consider this a museum.

Because right now? I'm admiring a masterpiece.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ramonxmystiere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like β€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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I consider my life to be like the alphabet.

Without U, it's incomplete.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheKittyCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 7.

Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TingleEatsBeets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Consider me a doctor...

because I’m ready to rearrange your guts.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bamjeep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maroonedpariah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Have you ever put peanut butter on your face?

No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jamπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/texas2bass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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