Bite Pick up lines

The best Bite pick up lines

Roses are red, you’re pretty fly

Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/helloiamaudrey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Roses are red, I like to sniff paint

Girl could I please get a bite of that taint
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShoulderFluid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skills123Guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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You usually get ant bites, don’t you?

Because you’re so sweet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/impotatoboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixelPenguinArtist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwesomeToucan2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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If you ever get (and use) an opportunity to tell a girl "I don't bite," don't follow up with "Unless you want me to"

The line is cliche to the point that most girls will see it coming a mile away. Hit her with something like "I'm more of a nibbler than anything. ;-)"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Make small talk ("Hi, how are you," etc). If you don't get the digits immediately, drop this one: "Come on, don't be shy... I don't bite."

"I'm more of a nibbler if anything. ;-)"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Hi! I am *name *, but my friends call me Karma

Because Karma will come bite you in the ass.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drish_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Those are some nice collarbones.

I just wanna put bbq in them and dip my nuggets so I can have a bit of you with every bite.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tdidier93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Wanna go see Wonder Woman?

"Afterwards, I'm thinkin we go home and start the JUST US League?" *Don't forget the lip bite and rapid eyebrow doinks YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/directordank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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My name may not be Luis Suarez..

But I'd definitely bite you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pratikpoudel32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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