Rather Pick up lines

The best Rather pick up lines

For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
👤︎ u/hafiy2003
📅︎ Dec 29
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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I only date blind racists

Im black, so I rather they Nazi
👤︎ u/BryanCaIIen
📅︎ Feb 15
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You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jun 02
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I'm doing my homework right now.

But I'd rather be doing you.
👤︎ u/TitaniumKraken
📅︎ Oct 28
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu...

I'm quarantined at home, would rather be with you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 12
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
👤︎ u/The1andonly00
📅︎ May 10
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
👤︎ u/helloworld23312
📅︎ Oct 21
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I would flirt with you,

But I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 09
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I wanna show you how I sleep

But id rather show you in person
👤︎ u/vincze05
📅︎ Oct 03
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What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I’d rather kidnap you.
👤︎ u/Xenevious
📅︎ Jul 31
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I love my bed too much...

But I would rather be in yours - Day 23
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 27
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consider me suicidal...

consider me suicidal because I'd rather kiss you than die
👤︎ u/Theiromia
📅︎ Sep 14
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Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 25
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Hey girl, I know you like Netflix and Chill...

But I’d rather Hulu and do you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 11
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If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do
👤︎ u/JayURock4180
📅︎ May 30
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jul 03
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
👤︎ u/Rin_de_TongNou
📅︎ May 21
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Are you my smartphone?

Cause I should sleep rn but I would rather spend my time doing you all night - Day 61
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 06
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Roses Are Red, Violets are blue

I’d rather quarantine myself with you
👤︎ u/LaenRL
📅︎ Mar 30
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Roses are red, lapis is blue

I'd rather die than respawn without you
👤︎ u/oofieDoofi3
📅︎ Sep 14
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I’d tell you to go fuck yourself

but I’d rather fuck you myself
👤︎ u/DoEless
📅︎ Apr 05
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Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.
👤︎ u/Mindstorm89
📅︎ Nov 21
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"Pick up lines for... [insert gender/name here]?" posts need to be banned.

Not that I've really ever posted here rather than lurked but there's more of these posts taking up the front page and recent posts than actual pick up lines. Half of these posts don't get get comments. It's ridiculous... No idea if the mods are active still or not but that needs to be addressed I think. The actual pick up lines are just getting more and more buried. Something needs to be done to fix that. :/
👤︎ u/SocietyOfHeathens
📅︎ Aug 07
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