Coronavirus Pick up lines

The best Coronavirus pick up lines

If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
👤︎ u/thaijahn
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey, do you know I'm like the coronavirus?

cause I'm alive when I'm inside you but dead otherwise.
👤︎ u/srthkjoshi
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either
👤︎ u/GoldenGoat1997
📅︎ Oct 08
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Damn girl, have you been exposed to the coronavirus in the last 48 hours

Because you just took my breath away.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 29
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hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

cuz i cant stop looking achoo
👤︎ u/metalheadgod69
📅︎ Sep 23
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Wanna play Coronavirus?

Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
👤︎ u/Adam_Scott20
📅︎ Sep 23
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If coronavirus does not take you out,

can I?
👤︎ u/averagebuddy
📅︎ Sep 12
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Are you the projected spread of Coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/viviverma
📅︎ Aug 27
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Are you the projected spread of the coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat
👤︎ u/gephartzachary
📅︎ Aug 07
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People are catching Coronavirus

but the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.
👤︎ u/heyvishall
📅︎ Jul 01
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What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?

You’re breathtaking ;)
👤︎ u/NippinRoger
📅︎ Jun 08
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Hey girl, are you the novel coronavirus?

Because you take my breath away.
👤︎ u/HornyLogician
📅︎ May 30
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Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

While I’m here catching feelings for you.
👤︎ u/ilovearm29
📅︎ May 16
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Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...
👤︎ u/GNR8_
📅︎ May 16
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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking
👤︎ u/AlfieHenderson26
📅︎ May 11
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Do you have the Coronavirus? Because I can't stop looking... ach-oo

cover your mouth when you sneeze
👤︎ u/MinimalistPrime
📅︎ Apr 23
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Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

but just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do
👤︎ u/stankycarrot
📅︎ Apr 19
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)
👤︎ u/allout_atl
📅︎ Apr 14
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cuz your beauty has me gasping for air
👤︎ u/eddy98em
📅︎ Apr 11
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Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.

I'm so proud I thought of this.
👤︎ u/CjSmh
📅︎ Apr 08
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Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)
👤︎ u/Trey_way27
📅︎ Mar 29
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Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)
👤︎ u/4L3Xvids
📅︎ Mar 26
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you. (That’s how it work boys)
👤︎ u/imRoux
📅︎ Mar 25
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Yo I think I caught Coronavirus

Nvm I just caught feelings for you
👤︎ u/ran14766
📅︎ Mar 23
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I think I have Coronavirus.

Wanna come over to my place and spread it?
👤︎ u/McNoKnows
📅︎ Mar 23
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Hey, girl, are you the Coronavirus Disease 2019 caused by SARS-CoV-2?

Cause when I'm near you I can't breathe
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 23
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Are you a Coronavirus?

Because you are breathtaking
👤︎ u/D0wn5yndr0me
📅︎ Mar 22
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/CranberryKidney
📅︎ Mar 17
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out...

Can I?!
👤︎ u/Fedwardd
📅︎ Mar 18
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Do you know the best part of being infected by Coronavirus?

I got to stay next to you in Quarantine
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Mar 18
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If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

I would like to be the one to take you out
👤︎ u/jainutsav
📅︎ Mar 16
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Do you have the coronavirus?

Because I need you to back up about 6 feet.
👤︎ u/ieatsourkids
📅︎ Mar 17
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Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.
👤︎ u/ChadwickPoklonskoy
📅︎ Mar 16
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Do you have the Coronavirus?

Because I can’t stop looking Ashoo
👤︎ u/LegendaryLegs
📅︎ Mar 16
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If the coronavirus doesn't take you out....

Can I?
👤︎ u/sidk25
📅︎ Mar 16
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I like my girls like my Coronavirus

19 and easily spread
👤︎ u/Cwmbach
📅︎ Mar 15
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If Coronavirus dosent take you out

Can I?
👤︎ u/iowwill1
📅︎ Mar 14
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Everyone’s out here catching Coronavirus but here I am catching feelings for you

I got this from a meme
👤︎ u/JustAPersonOwO
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey girl, are you the coronavirus test kit

Because I cant get enough of you
👤︎ u/tregary816
📅︎ Mar 13
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
👤︎ u/SurrealSanta
📅︎ Mar 12
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If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out,

Can I?
👤︎ u/M3lbs
📅︎ Mar 12
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Are you coronavirus ?

Because I want to take you around the world
👤︎ u/DrewskiBrewski96
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey girl, I know you don’t have Coronavirus...

But I’ll still make you a super spreader.
👤︎ u/acvdk
📅︎ Mar 11
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Girl are you coronavirus in a nursing home?

Because your looks got us dropping like flies.
👤︎ u/mystermermistermer
📅︎ Mar 08
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Girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you're deadly
👤︎ u/minigamit
📅︎ Mar 08
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Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus ?

Cos your smile is infectious
👤︎ u/point_wave
📅︎ Mar 03
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Do you have the Coronavirus

Because I can't stop looking achoo.
👤︎ u/ssg627
📅︎ Mar 02
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Are you the coronavirus?

Cuz I wanna spread you ;)
👤︎ u/ogmoh
📅︎ Feb 29
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Are you The Coronavirus

Because you leave me breathless
👤︎ u/Nicbaggin
📅︎ Feb 26
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Hey do you have coronavirus

because you’re really hot
👤︎ u/epic-chill-boi
📅︎ Feb 21
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Are you the novel coronavirus?

Because your smile is contagious <3
👤︎ u/redhotcheetos2
📅︎ Feb 18
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Are your thighs Coronavirus?

Because I want them to kill me
👤︎ u/CaptainHue
📅︎ Feb 10
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Are you the coronavirus?

Cuz you're all I'masking for
👤︎ u/notsobicboy
📅︎ Feb 09
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Are you the coronavirus?

Because you're the hot thing right now
👤︎ u/sgrum0
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you the Coronavirus?

Cause you take my breath away
👤︎ u/honalele
📅︎ Jan 31
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