Cases Pick up lines

The best Cases pick up lines

Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down
👤︎ u/YYHSNsk06
📅︎ Aug 09
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Eyyy girl, you like alphas?

Because I'm really buggy and require a lot of maintenance and long term work to uncover my full potential, and in many cases will never be truly finished
📅︎ Jul 16
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Do you like murder mysteries...

because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.
👤︎ u/KM-Lim
📅︎ Oct 11
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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