Catch Pick up lines

The best Catch pick up lines

So you can catch a lot of flies with honey,

But you can catch even more honey looking fly
👤︎ u/Deathlok_12
📅︎ Jun 29
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People are catching Coronavirus

but the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.
👤︎ u/heyvishall
📅︎ Jul 01
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How about you catch a case of the feels instead of a case of corona?

;)
👤︎ u/Its_not_AB
📅︎ Mar 18
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Everyone’s out there catching corona virus

But I’m just here catching feelings for you
👤︎ u/Mushypeas05
📅︎ Mar 20
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Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

While I’m here catching feelings for you.
👤︎ u/ilovearm29
📅︎ May 16
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Let's go on a date themed after the WSB stocks

We can catch a movie at AMC, swing by Gamestop, and then get Naked
👤︎ u/Printedinusa
📅︎ Jan 31
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Everyone ones catching corona...

All I’m catching is feelings for you 😉
👤︎ u/sweatymurdo
📅︎ Mar 27
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Everyone’s out here catching Coronavirus but here I am catching feelings for you

I got this from a meme
👤︎ u/JustAPersonOwO
📅︎ Mar 13
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If i threw you a pokeball

Do you think I'd catch a peek-at-chu?
👤︎ u/Dr_BigPat
📅︎ Nov 30
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Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
👤︎ u/Puveet
📅︎ Sep 02
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Cricket fans will find it useful...

If Faf Du Plesis were to break the ice.... "Hey girl are you a cricket ball.. coz i'll love to catch you"
👤︎ u/Mango_Bongo
📅︎ Sep 20
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I feel like I just went fishing...

but instead of catching a fish all I caught was feelings for you 🥺🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 09
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I’m gonna give you anal.

Cuz you got a nice ass. (Taken from To Catch A Predator)
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ May 04
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Roses are red, sky is blue

I want to catch you like a viral flu.
👤︎ u/NullandRandom
📅︎ Apr 25
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Hey girl, do you work for animal control?

Because I've got a wild snake and I need you to catch it.
👤︎ u/imnotdolphin
📅︎ Apr 09
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They say it could take as little as five seconds to fall for someone...

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 12
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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You know I dont go fishing often,

but you're quite the catch!
👤︎ u/CoollingDog
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hypothetically if I was a baseball coach

Could I teach you to catch balls in with your hands
👤︎ u/Cement_2003
📅︎ Mar 07
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Hey girl, are you a case?

Because I’ll definitely catch it
👤︎ u/Vxenna
📅︎ Oct 29
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Is your name Annette?

Because you're quite a catch.
👤︎ u/campbell6315
📅︎ Jun 30
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For the programmer girls

Yo girl, are you an exception? Because I want to catch you.
👤︎ u/nathodood
📅︎ Dec 21
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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?
👤︎ u/sad_dadclub
📅︎ Mar 23
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If STDs were Pokémon...

I'd want to catch 'em all from you.
👤︎ u/DudeCousinAndo
📅︎ Jun 09
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
👤︎ u/codevector
📅︎ May 14
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Hey girl, do you play baseball/softball?

Because you're striking. *or* Because you're a catch. It's a doubleheader!
👤︎ u/brofession
📅︎ Jun 27
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