Crash Pick up lines

The best Crash pick up lines

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end
👤︎ u/KingKush24
📅︎ Nov 06
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Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 30
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Are you a plane crash?

Cuz I wanna be in you
👤︎ u/not_god123
📅︎ Jul 19
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You're like a test crash vehicle...

Cause I'm a dummy that wants to be inside you 🤪 - Day 43
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey, my name's Microsoft

Can I crash at your place tonight?
👤︎ u/ChennR
📅︎ Dec 27
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Are you 911? Cuz I’m tryna crash my plane in between your towers

Idk if this has already been made but fuck it
👤︎ u/yungspacexan
📅︎ Mar 28
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Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.
👤︎ u/TheOmnipotentDude
📅︎ Dec 18
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Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
👤︎ u/TheIndividualChef
📅︎ Jun 01
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
👤︎ u/WaterruDoing
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?
👤︎ u/hope_matters
📅︎ Sep 07
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Hey girl, are you Kobe?

Cause I'm gonna make this relationship crash and burn.
👤︎ u/SurrealSanta
📅︎ Sep 03
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Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk. Cause I could she you crashing at my place Cause I'd like you to go down on me
👤︎ u/UntimelyStoppage
📅︎ Sep 11
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Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.
👤︎ u/Jarveesta
📅︎ Aug 12
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Hey are you twin towers?

Cause I'd like to crash into you.
👤︎ u/entropyconquers
📅︎ May 17
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Hey girl, are you the Titanic?

Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.
👤︎ u/Rith23
📅︎ Apr 22
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Hey are you the twin towers?

Cuz I’d like to crash into you.
👤︎ u/F-in-the-chat-pls
📅︎ May 15
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Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing At my place
👤︎ u/sudheernaidu53
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey, my name's Microsoft

Can I crash at your **place tonight**? 😊😉
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 13
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Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.
👤︎ u/depressed_potatobag
📅︎ Jun 16
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Is there a racetrack in your neighborhood?

Because I'd like to crash at your place.
👤︎ u/TheYellowBears
📅︎ Apr 14
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Is there a racetrack in your neighborhood?

Because I'd like to crash at your place.
👤︎ u/TheYellowBears
📅︎ Apr 14
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If you were the stock market

Could you crash on me ;}
👤︎ u/hingadingadurgen23
📅︎ Mar 26
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Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’m trinna crash into you
👤︎ u/G-Fuelsmoker
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey, is your name Microsoft,

Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.
👤︎ u/anshganatra
📅︎ Sep 18
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If you were a video game...

you would be Crash Bandi-cute
👤︎ u/nurvanuh
📅︎ Jan 27
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