Stamp Pick up lines

The best Stamp pick up lines

My feelings for you are like postage stamps.

They’re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
👤︎ u/nostalgiahunter_
📅︎ Dec 25
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Just like a stamp on a postcard

I'd lick you before sending you back home
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Jan 07
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wanna know why they call me the mail man?

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch
👤︎ u/lemonysnickerdoode
📅︎ Jan 14
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Are you a postage stamp?

Because I want to Lick you
👤︎ u/redditornchief
📅︎ Jun 23
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You can be the envelope and I'll be the stamp.

Stick with me and we'll go places
👤︎ u/NigGorilla666
📅︎ Feb 27
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