Wall Pick up lines

The best Wall pick up lines

mirror mirror on the wall

jean claude van *damn you* are fine!
👤︎ u/vj_hates_t_series_
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you the Berlin Wall?

Cause I can't get over you
👤︎ u/MC_Rick
📅︎ Nov 15
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hey girl are you a wall clock

cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.
👤︎ u/Akiooyo
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you a narrow valley between hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it?

Because you're gorge-ous
👤︎ u/sancuber
📅︎ Dec 10
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Rose are red walls are plaster

You might be fast but I am faster
👤︎ u/ben250250
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.
👤︎ u/depressed_potatobag
📅︎ Jun 16
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I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
👤︎ u/fishesflyinghigh
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need
👤︎ u/noahklondike
📅︎ Apr 30
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You’re a work of art.

Let me nail you against a wall.
👤︎ u/4_20mbi3_4
📅︎ Jun 19
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Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ Nov 28
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Are your clothes the Berlin Wall

Because I wanna tear them down
👤︎ u/UnlnownSpagoot
📅︎ Mar 08
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Damn girl, are you a deconstruction site?

Because I wanna break your walls down
👤︎ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo
📅︎ Dec 05
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Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

I'll pin both of you against the wall
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Oct 26
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Are you a wall after I lose a video game?

Cuz I wanna hit that
👤︎ u/Ic_y
📅︎ Feb 07
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you my ps4 controller

Because i wanna throw you against a wall.
👤︎ u/maddestgains
📅︎ Oct 06
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Oct 17
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Are you a massive brick wall?

Because I'd shut down the government to have you 😏
👤︎ u/PhotonBeast
📅︎ May 19
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Can I be more than just another...

brick in your wall?
👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0
📅︎ Oct 08
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Are you a gap between the floor and wall of my house?

Cause I want to stick my caulk in your holes.
👤︎ u/Lolrainbowcat
📅︎ May 11
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I wish you were a poster...😔

so I could pin you against a wall 😉😳
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 04
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I may not be Dale Earnhardt

But I'll still wreck them walls
👤︎ u/futicent
📅︎ Jun 16
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If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Jan 06
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Damn girl, are you a painting?

Cuz I want to hang you from a wall.
👤︎ u/heeus-i
📅︎ Mar 29
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You look like a piece if art!

Because I'd nail you against my wall
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ Apr 25
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Hey girl, are you a screw?

Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you
👤︎ u/savage420mememaster
📅︎ Jan 07
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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
👤︎ u/brynjaminge
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat
👤︎ u/citatel
📅︎ Oct 13
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Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
👤︎ u/TheIndividualChef
📅︎ Jun 01
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Are you a wall socket?

Because I want to use you in a number of applications that require a power source. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?
👤︎ u/WillHungFan
📅︎ Mar 30
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Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
👤︎ u/Shujaemon
📅︎ Jul 02
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Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?

Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.
👤︎ u/BigBoiBrosch
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey girl, you know I'm not Mexican but...

instead of jumping the border wall I can jump on that ass!
👤︎ u/kinda5martbut5tupid2
📅︎ Sep 04
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Are you a racquetball...

Cus I wanna smash you against a wall
👤︎ u/icantmakeaname15
📅︎ Apr 21
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I think I got some sun today

Wanna compare tan lines later tonight? 😉 disclaimer: Accidentally posted this on my Snapchat wall instead of sending it to my wife to flirt with her - results were interesting. See my tifu post.
👤︎ u/ItsMrZombie
📅︎ May 27
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