Cream Pick up lines

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.

I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry

Because i wanna lick you up and down

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

because i really want to eat you out

Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.

Because I want to turn you into a Boston Cream

Cause you are ter-bin-a-fine as hell. (Bonus): ... and I want to cream on your feet

Your cuteness runs as long as a month of sundaes.

Or can I make you scream for the cream

Works 10/10, I swear!

If that's your dessert, do you wanna be mine?

cause i’m tryna scoop it and dip it in

Because I’d want to fill you up.

because i want to eat you out

Cuz I wanna fuck you

Because you could spread yourself on my face later tonight.

Cuz I wanna put my white cream inside you.

Because I wanna lick you.

Creamed all over

But you make my banana cream.

but I wouldn’t mind your cream 😳

Now all you need is some cream filling

1. 'Cuz I've got just the munchkin to fill your hole. 2. 'Cuz you're great already, but you'd be even better with a cream filling.

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

I wanna put cream in you.

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream - Day 65

Cause I want to make you cream

You seem kind of bitter, but I’m sure you’d be sweeter with a little cream.

Because I wanna cream your cheese

Cuz I can give you a cream filling

Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!

Creamed.

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl

I would be Ice-cream so I can melt in your arms when you hold me

So I could put cream on your face and get paid for it.