Laptop Pick up lines

The best Laptop pick up lines

I like my women, how i like my laptops.

on my lap, turned on and virus free...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisss-my-axe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlightMan_71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you're very hot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CorrectUseofSoap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Desiree_Keto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeedlesMcsteve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chemical_Taint
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmgItzDJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kylethe_techguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justapenguin9724
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

*drops microphone*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tristanbacon1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Hey baby you're hotter

Than the bottom of my laptop
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justapenguin9724
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WaterruDoing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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