Burns Pick up lines

The best Burns pick up lines

Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

Let’s go work out 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Did you know kissing burns up to 26cals/minute?

Wanna work out with me sometime?..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

that's why you're so fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manymanik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Kissing burns 2 calories a minute

We should workout sometime 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-want-more-sleep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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My heart burns for thee like Notre Dame

Too soon :(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Razpewtin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Do you wanna be my sauron?

Why? I jizz your into your eye until it burns
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigBootyJonson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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