Cream Pick up lines

The best Cream pick up lines

Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaketopaz143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Let's go get Ice Cream

I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Are you my melting ice cream cone?

Because i wanna lick you up and down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pranav_8888
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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i like my ice-cream, like i like my women

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisss-my-axe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meanian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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ma’am are you a tub of ice cream?

because i really want to eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LilSadTwix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl. Are you ice cream?

Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Oh hey you must be a donut

Because I want to turn you into a Boston Cream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMctuffins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Girl are you an antifungal?

Cause you are ter-bin-a-fine as hell. (Bonus): ... and I want to cream on your feet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RjoTTU-bio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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What does your cuteness and ice cream have in common?

Your cuteness runs as long as a month of sundaes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Landlordshelper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Want to get ice cream

Or can I make you scream for the cream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datwhiteb0i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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I have the cream, you have the pie, how about we make a creampie?

Works 10/10, I swear!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/outlifted_tv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Nice ice cream you got there,

If that's your dessert, do you wanna be mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Juwutheblue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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are you a tub of ice cream?

cause i’m tryna scoop it and dip it in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/torta909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Are you a cream puff?

Because I’d want to fill you up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gzellf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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are you a tub of ice cream?

because i want to eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/princesstwix1067
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Hey, are you a tube of shaving cream?

Cuz I wanna fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey, are you shaving cream?

Because you could spread yourself on my face later tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kztr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Are you an Oreo factory?

Cuz I wanna put my white cream inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TmarzT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Are you an ice cream?

Because I wanna lick you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Athu-Chan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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I like my woman like I like my coffee

Creamed all over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cant_touch_you
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mjmurphy650
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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I’m lactose intolerant,

but I wouldn’t mind your cream 😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

Now all you need is some cream filling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/korvers-kum-komrade
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Are you a donut? (Two variations)

1. 'Cuz I've got just the munchkin to fill your hole. 2. 'Cuz you're great already, but you'd be even better with a cream filling.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S4PG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, are you coffee?

I wanna put cream in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kepp9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream...

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream - Day 65
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Hey girl, is your name soda?

Cause I want to make you cream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willystroker-961
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey girl, are you black coffee?

You seem kind of bitter, but I’m sure you’d be sweeter with a little cream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enosulp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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You must be from Philadelphia

Because I wanna cream your cheese
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martianrome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Have you ever wanted to be a twinky

Cuz I can give you a cream filling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Godzilla2334
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Are you a cup of coffee?

Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConnellAngus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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I like my coffee like I like my women...

Creamed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glorifiedtoiletpaper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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If I could be anything right now

I would be Ice-cream so I can melt in your arms when you hold me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jailbyte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Do you know why I want to be a dermatologist?

So I could put cream on your face and get paid for it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dirtypickup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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